Dating a older woman
In sixth grade, for example, I had a crush on a girl in the eighth grade.Back then, a two-year age difference was a decade age difference.
Either way, it sometimes takes quite a bit of time for people to explore their options and find themselves before they find their purpose in life.
I.e., he won't be one of those lamewads who clings to your friend group and sits around the house eating Cheez-Its and waiting for you to come over and watch Netflix with him.
Not that there's anything wrong with Cheez-Its, but nobody likes a clinger.15. If he likes you, why would he avoid you until it's deemed societally appropriate to text?
He is an Older Man and his texting knows no bounds.
No, you can look forward to text from him either the next day or never. But if you're right for each other, you can count on him being the Jack to your Rose. Not that he's going to die in a freak boat accident a week after you start dating.
Having seen more than two vulvas, he knows each is a beautiful and unique orchid and he won't hesitate to compliment yours.10. He holds it out from his body like he has stiff little Tyrannosaurus arms and the baby hangs there like, "Who the fuck handed me to this beer-breathed sociopath in cargo shorts?